i am a short story writer. i don’t know how to write a novel. how do you write a novel. novels are long. they require so much detail. i think people are bored already. im bored already. whats the secret to a novel? how does one write a novel thats interesting? why am i so boring? i need enough material, enough to be said. i need to find audiences who like description, no romance, just the scary raw stuff. i need to hold down a plot line and learn to write a twist. i would pay someone to teach me. with money.